About me.

I’m an oversensitive ranting  nutcase. I cry when I watch the news .I have two kids. If you fuck with my kids I will murder you slowly. JMM is the second relationship I have ever had. I was with my oldest sons father for twelve years. He was a major piece of shit. I met JMM six  months after leaving the piece of shit. JMM treats me like a princess. He is ten years younger than me [hehehe]. Before I met him I owned three pairs of shoes and one bag. Now I have fiftyone pairs of shoes and twentythree bags. On Tuesday I am going shoe shopping. JMM and I have been togther for seven years. Fruitloop is our love-child. He is a complete whack job and I am totally obsessed with him. I have a younger sister that I call whale. While I’m writing this I’m pigging out on pralines and cream icecream from Baskin and Robbins. We have 4 cats and a golden retriever. I am totally obsessed with my cats. I dont let them outside. My oldest one,Nismo, escaped the other night. I went balistic and blamed it all on JMM. He had nothing to do with it. JMM searched the street with a torch till he found my cat. I can be a mega bitch. My biggest fear is my oldest son turning into his father.


5 Responses to “About me.”

  1. Well fuck me, that’s an about page that made me smile broadly!! Love it!
    I’m getting the impression what we see is what we get, and yes, that’s a good thing.
    Thought I should wander over after you delurked at my place, for which I thank you deeply…
    I’m gonna have a look around if that’s ok? And I’m a bit of a night owl, so if you see a few shadows, that’s probably just me wandering the halls..but it’s ok..I left the axe at home

  2. I visited your blog and I was wondering if I can recommend it. Although ours is not a humor website, we can all use a good laugh in this world where there are a lot of things not to laugh about. I am sure my visitors would appreciate websites like yours. Let me know if this is ok. Thanks for your time and take care.

  3. It seems we have a mutual appreciation – love your writing.

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